Can We Say "Hya Horobeya?
Or 7ala or 7eya or whatever it's called..
I keep taking these ridiculous online tests, rather than studying or grading papers. Sigh.
Check this..
Sall, your inner rock star is BJORK!
WHAT? Where in blazes did they come up with THAT little nugget??
Sall your theme song is Groove is in the Heart!
Whether picking up white go-go boots at a second-hand store or rounding up the troops for dinner at the chicest sushi joint, you've got psychedelic diva written all over you.
I DO???
People like you make it cool to be groovy again, which is why "Groove is in the Heart" is your theme song.
Well, that's logical, anyway..
The bubblegum-meets-techno melody of your signature song gets you to jog that extra mile, or take on extra work with a jive-y cock of your head. Deee-Lite's dancehall fave never gets old playing in your head after each successful interview and promising date.
Uh... it doesn't?? Have I even thought of it since, oh, I dunno... 1993??
Yes indeed, this is the soundtrack to those dee-lovely days and delicious nights when you've got an audience, and your phone number keeps coming up in conversation. But you'll only share your number with that special someone who can figure out "the depth of your hula groove," dig?
This be a fat LIE, tickle.com! What art thou THINKING??
Anyway, another test..
Sall, you'd love a makeover that would make you a Vintage Vixen
Are you callin' me a hippie, Tickle??
You've got an old-school charm that is just dying to make it into your wardrobe. While others are looking to the future for inspiration, you like to take your cues, fashion and otherwise, from the past.
My "old-schoolness" is 12th century, not the 70s, yo!
That's why a makeover that helps you bring your vintage look into the new millennium would be best for you.
Sure, you can probably score some unbeatable deals on unique shirts, jackets, and jewelry, but there's no reason you can't pair your cool finds with modern accents like stylish jeans, kitten heels, and the hottest shade of lipstick. What better way to highlight your creative spirit than by mixing and matching looks and decades? Now that's cool.
What a bunch of harridans. Hmph!
Sall, your beauty aura is Luminous!
You have a well-rested, happy glow around you at all times that's the result of years of self-pampering.
Yes, I owe it all to insomnia and being a workaholic. That's what makes me look so rested, Tickle.
Taking good care of yourself is important to you. You focus on keeping your skin looking healthy and young, your hair vibrant, your nails free from spots. Although it's often hard to find the time, you make sure to indulge yourself as often as possible with a foamy bubble bath or a soothing mud mask.
Nails free from spots? I didn't know people got spots on their nails...? (I do dig mud masks, however..)
You work hard, and you relax well. You know that your luxurious timeouts are what keep you going when the pressure's on. If anything worries you, it's that you spend too much time and money on pampering yourself. You shouldn't stress about it too much. You've found the perfect balance of treating yourself well without going overboard.
But I DO go overboard, Tickle! I spend entirely too much money on lip gloss, for one.
Consider this one.. "Are you Naughty or Nice?"
Sall, You're a Straight Arrow!
You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we're just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad!
Uh.. did they ever think that their test may have been the teensiest bit pansy? Hmph.
And now, for the Piece de resistance, "Sall, Your Dream Guy Is..."
REGIS PHILBIN.
I'm serious. They also mentioned David Hyde Pierce and Kelsey Grammar (from that show "Frasier," which I've never seen), Jack Nicholson, and Nicolas Cage.
I have no idea in all America what these gents have in common, but all I can say is "Thank God Tickle hasn't been charged with the task of getting me a husband."
Hah.
Oh, it's 1 am, time to study!
Salaaaaam 3alekom and ciao for now!
sb
I keep taking these ridiculous online tests, rather than studying or grading papers. Sigh.
Check this..
Sall, your inner rock star is BJORK!
WHAT? Where in blazes did they come up with THAT little nugget??
Sall your theme song is Groove is in the Heart!
Whether picking up white go-go boots at a second-hand store or rounding up the troops for dinner at the chicest sushi joint, you've got psychedelic diva written all over you.
I DO???
People like you make it cool to be groovy again, which is why "Groove is in the Heart" is your theme song.
Well, that's logical, anyway..
The bubblegum-meets-techno melody of your signature song gets you to jog that extra mile, or take on extra work with a jive-y cock of your head. Deee-Lite's dancehall fave never gets old playing in your head after each successful interview and promising date.
Uh... it doesn't?? Have I even thought of it since, oh, I dunno... 1993??
Yes indeed, this is the soundtrack to those dee-lovely days and delicious nights when you've got an audience, and your phone number keeps coming up in conversation. But you'll only share your number with that special someone who can figure out "the depth of your hula groove," dig?
This be a fat LIE, tickle.com! What art thou THINKING??
Anyway, another test..
Sall, you'd love a makeover that would make you a Vintage Vixen
Are you callin' me a hippie, Tickle??
You've got an old-school charm that is just dying to make it into your wardrobe. While others are looking to the future for inspiration, you like to take your cues, fashion and otherwise, from the past.
My "old-schoolness" is 12th century, not the 70s, yo!
That's why a makeover that helps you bring your vintage look into the new millennium would be best for you.
Sure, you can probably score some unbeatable deals on unique shirts, jackets, and jewelry, but there's no reason you can't pair your cool finds with modern accents like stylish jeans, kitten heels, and the hottest shade of lipstick. What better way to highlight your creative spirit than by mixing and matching looks and decades? Now that's cool.
What a bunch of harridans. Hmph!
Sall, your beauty aura is Luminous!
You have a well-rested, happy glow around you at all times that's the result of years of self-pampering.
Yes, I owe it all to insomnia and being a workaholic. That's what makes me look so rested, Tickle.
Taking good care of yourself is important to you. You focus on keeping your skin looking healthy and young, your hair vibrant, your nails free from spots. Although it's often hard to find the time, you make sure to indulge yourself as often as possible with a foamy bubble bath or a soothing mud mask.
Nails free from spots? I didn't know people got spots on their nails...? (I do dig mud masks, however..)
You work hard, and you relax well. You know that your luxurious timeouts are what keep you going when the pressure's on. If anything worries you, it's that you spend too much time and money on pampering yourself. You shouldn't stress about it too much. You've found the perfect balance of treating yourself well without going overboard.
But I DO go overboard, Tickle! I spend entirely too much money on lip gloss, for one.
Consider this one.. "Are you Naughty or Nice?"
Sall, You're a Straight Arrow!
You're all about sweetness, sunshine, and smiles. We've never met anyone nicer than you. In fact, we wouldn't be surprised to come across you sitting in a peaceful green meadow, surrounded by adorable baby animals eating out of your hand while your halo shines in the sun. Nah, we're just kidding. But you are an awfully good person. Sure, you may have dipped your toe in the naughty pool once or twice, but you generally stick to the shallow end, leaving the deep waters to the leather-and-nudie-magazine crowd. It's all well and good to follow the straight and narrow, but it's okay to walk on the wild side once in a while, too. Have a drink. Make a crank call. Go to strip club. Trust us — as long as no one gets hurt, it's fun to be bad!
Uh.. did they ever think that their test may have been the teensiest bit pansy? Hmph.
And now, for the Piece de resistance, "Sall, Your Dream Guy Is..."
REGIS PHILBIN.
I'm serious. They also mentioned David Hyde Pierce and Kelsey Grammar (from that show "Frasier," which I've never seen), Jack Nicholson, and Nicolas Cage.
I have no idea in all America what these gents have in common, but all I can say is "Thank God Tickle hasn't been charged with the task of getting me a husband."
Hah.
Oh, it's 1 am, time to study!
Salaaaaam 3alekom and ciao for now!
sb
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