I AM Val Kilmer
No, I don't have highlighted hair and a toothy grin.
BUT.
Just as his character in The Saint (Simon Templar/Menkas/No-name) couldn't ever seem to break 50 Million Dollars, so, too, can I never seem to break 599 emails.
Or, rather, I can't seem to get down to 599 emails. I spent a week at 741ish--and these are all non-spam/gotta-answer-them emails--and was proud to the other day have reached a cool 641.
Then they apparently turned into rabbits, because no matter how many I delete and/or answer, I'm back where I began!
I just finished off around 42 emails, par exemple, and can only report a figure of 630.
This is obviously a conspiracy from the devil to keep me from studying statistics.
Muahaha.
I could've told him he didn't have to waste his time coming up with a diversion...
BUT.
Just as his character in The Saint (Simon Templar/Menkas/No-name) couldn't ever seem to break 50 Million Dollars, so, too, can I never seem to break 599 emails.
Or, rather, I can't seem to get down to 599 emails. I spent a week at 741ish--and these are all non-spam/gotta-answer-them emails--and was proud to the other day have reached a cool 641.
Then they apparently turned into rabbits, because no matter how many I delete and/or answer, I'm back where I began!
I just finished off around 42 emails, par exemple, and can only report a figure of 630.
This is obviously a conspiracy from the devil to keep me from studying statistics.
Muahaha.
I could've told him he didn't have to waste his time coming up with a diversion...
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