The Husband Store
A store that sells Husbands has just opened in New York City,
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six Floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. .
.. You may choose any man from a particular Floor, or you may
choose to go up a Floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first Floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second Floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third Floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,! Love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth Floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead
good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth Floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth Floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No.: 4,363,012 to this Floor.
There are no men on this Floor. This Floor exists solely as proof
that: "WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE."
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step
as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions
at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may
visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six Floors and the attributes of the men increase as
the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. .
.. You may choose any man from a particular Floor, or you may
choose to go up a Floor, but you cannot go back down except to
exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first Floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second Floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third Floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord,! Love kids, and are
extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth Floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead
good looking and help with the
housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth Floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop-dead
gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong
romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth Floor and
the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor No.: 4,363,012 to this Floor.
There are no men on this Floor. This Floor exists solely as proof
that: "WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE."
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step
as you exit the building, and have a nice day!
Comments
is that really sally ??? i expect that because we expect every thing happening in america !
but who can put him self in store to sell it to the girl who want to marry ???
if a ugly girl with lot of money come to this store and chose very nice young man ... will he accept to marry this girl ??? i expect that if she had his price he must go with here if she want to buy it .... it is kind of slavery sally !!!! i dont like it !!
yes ... we want girls go out of their prisons which males build it to conquer them in the name of marriage ... but we can not permit the women to turn from slavery to be like men ... we want justice and justice only ....
"WOMEN ARE IMPOSSIBLE TO PLEASE."
no sally ... not women only ... most humans can not accept their level and looking forward always to be at the top regardless if they are comfort or not ... they want to be kings and queens ... most people without any lying ...
i look forward to read your notes which you tell me about " PROPHETESS " if you can send it on my email ...
best wishes to you ..
kareem
note : let me read your comments on my blog !