I Don't Have an Amethyst-Eyed Paramour...

Just thought I'd clear the air, since some people took This Article as fact, and emailed me with all sorts of "Are you dating a Westerner???" and "Traitor!!!" and "When's the wedding?!" emails.

 

It's called ALLEGORY, y'all. Hmph.

 

(For those of you who don't see where the whole "Westerner" thing came from, consider the fact that there doesn't exist one Egyptian in all the world with peepers of Elizabeth Taylor-purple. Sigh.)